Conversation Between Chinese and Malay
Two old friends - A Chinese Man and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....
Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong... tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni.....nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.......gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah
Stupid Guest!
I think if i still working in my current company, my life will be shortened! Cos at last i think i will get high blood pressure!!!
Yesterday, i met another STUPID GUEST in our resort. I dunno whether she was not understand what i was talking about or she was deaf! ...
She complaint the room air-cond not functioning well and request for remote control. Okay, i told her, if she wants the remote control, she has to pay the RM50.00 deposit, after check out we will refund back.
But she refused to pay the RM50.00 deposit and compared our resort with other hotels. She said how come other hotels got air-cond remote control, but ours not. And she said very "Ridiculous", ( i began lost my tempered already), i replied back " What's so ridiculous? If we no request guests for the RM50 deposit, if hundreds of them lost or brought the remote control back, how? This is our company procedure miss.."
She replied back to me," WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH U THIS REMOTE CONTROL?? RIDICULOUS!" Oh gosh!! I really cannot tahan her already. how come she is so stubborn!!! A last i replied to her, " Okay la miss, like this, i will call our maintenance to check and see first the air-cond, so can you give me ur room number pls??"
At first she refused me to call the maintenance to go her room check the air-cond, i also don't know why, but finally she agreed. I CANNOT TAHAN HER is she likes to say " ridiculous" , what's so ridiculous i also don't understand. Really PENING with these kind of guests.
Customers are not always right sometimes!!!
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Snake With Human Head
In this world, i wear there is really a lot of odd stuffs. Somethings that are really odd to us. Sometimes, the things might not into our imagination!! Do you ever imagine about a snake that's with human head before? No rite? But guess what it really exists in this world!!
Recently, people in Indonesia had found a snake with human head in Kalimantan (South of Borneo Island) . But it was dead.
Let's check it out the photos.
Omg!! Cannot be!! I guess it must be a vampire!! Did u notice its keen tooth??
I'm wondering whether this creature was born after a man having sex with a snake?? But it looks small!!
It looks weird i swear!!
See, it looks like the vampire is looking at the pupils isn't it?? But the pupils not even scared about this creature, but still kept laughing!! lol.Secret To Improve Internet Speed
Sometimes i hated Tm Streamyx very much! Becos sometimes it was slowly like a snail! Wtf! Many of my friends also facing the same problem as me and i taught them this.(refer below) So today i am gonna teach you how to improve your internet speed very effectively.- Click start then run and type gpedit.msc without quotes.
- After that open the group policy editor and go to local computer policy.
- Then Computer configuration and administrative templetes.
- After that select network then select QOS Packet Scheduler.
- Then select limit reservable Bandwidth.
- enabled it and set it to zero.
Woman Raped Men
We always heard man raped woman or girl, but we seldom heard woman or girl raped man, rite?? But it was happened in Russia . A young, good- looking woman from the city of Tamboc, was the mysterious rapist who abused 10 local men after poisoning them with Clonidine. (Clonidine is actually a drug for Attention Deficit Disorder) Wtf! I really can't believe that this was happened in Russia. Fortunately, it was not happened in Malaysia, Maybe in Malaysia also got happened this kind of cases too but no report to police. Who knows..
THIS IS REALLY WTF NEWS I EVER HEARD!
Penis Cake
Did you ever think about to buy your friends a special cake during their birthday? Maybe a breast cake, pussy cake, or penis cake? ?
The lady was so surprised when looking at her birthday's cake!! 
She looks happy not becos of her birthday, but the "cake"..
A chocolate PENIS???
Oh Gosh!!! Blowjob??
And this is Pink Pau
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Chair For Your Genitals
Well, i found this video from BuzzFeed.
I think this is a special chair indeed. It is called "Salli Saddle Chair". The Divided Salli Saddle Chair Seat is an ergonomically designed chair for your genitals. It has a gap in the middle to take the pressure off of your sensitive genitals. They say you should try it without underwear, because it is most comfortable…. For your genitals.
RE: Mother Fucker
Being scolded by guests sometimes is very common if you are working in hotel line. You may be scolded on the phone or infront of guests. I swear sometimes guests were really really fussy & demanding. Their fussy-ness & demanding sometimes were really over limit! Wtf!
Mother Fucker
He was barking like this just now at 7.30pm. P/s: I feel much more better now after writing this post. Hehe..
Fake Policemen
PLS kindly inform your friends & relatives about this. TQ
18 SX : Pretty Shemale
Attention! Below photos may not suitable for readers who are below 18. If you are below 18, pls leave now.
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She had a gorgeous body
Hmm..She's sexy
Oh gosh!! She got dick!!! I really can't believe that she is a shemale!!! Wtf! (i purposely don't want to blur all her dick, if not you all won't believe that she actually is a shemale)Wtf Kenny Sia Did??
Oh Gosh!! Wtf Kenny Sia did on the stage during the Nuffnang Stand Out Party?? I think he must be drunk on that nite, i dunno. Cos i din't attend the party.
A.K.A Chicken Little
Okay, i dunno wtf he looks like that, but i am quite sympathy with him becos of his appearance. Firstly i thought this guy was wearing a " Chicken Little" mask, but after watched awhile, no , he was not wearing mask, it's real. You may see his other video HERE.
